Aunt Anna can fix anything – a PARIS skates, a cup, If your pants rip INDONESIA just HAVANA sew them up!
My grandma wears a 2-foot wig that’s held on with APE pin, But if you think her hair is big, EWE OTTER SEA URCHIN
Excerpted from: Rhyme and PUNishment: Adventures in Wordplay Brian P. Cleary
kən-ˈtem(p)t
noun
Extreme dislike or lack of respect for something or someone.
Jacob’s display of contempt for the principal resulted in his punishment.
